10. 6:45 am is too early for most Greeks to get up.
9. Greeks are always late, they would've missed all 4
8. Hot girls on the planes would have distracted them.
7. Greeks couldn't have lasted that long on a flight
without a tsigaro(cigarette)...and smoking is,
afterall,against the law on airplanes!
6. Free alcohol on the plane, get it?
5. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport
would have been a BMW or a Mercedes, not a Ford.
4. They wouldn't have a meeting in Afghanistan because
there are no "babes" there... perhaps in Sweden.
3. Talking behind each other's back would start a big
fight on the plane!
2. Eighteen Greeks can't even organize a simple lunch
1. They would've been too busy fixing their hair.