||Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.
The second guy says I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids.
The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker.
They turn to the first woman and ask her, What are you?
She replies: I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
The second woman answers before being asked - BITCH. What exactly is a
BITCH?!?, ..they ask in unison. - Babe In Total Control of Herself.
So ladies, next time somebody calls you Bitch - SMILE.. and say