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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and
force the
other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when the cow drops dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because
you
want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so
they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty
times the milk. You then create clever cow
cartoon images
called
Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so
they
live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They
die. Pass
the shepherd's pie, please.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know
where they
are. You break for lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and
learn you
have five cows. You count them again and learn
you have
42 cows. You count them again and learn you have
12 cows.
You stop
counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to
you.
You charge others for storing them.
A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a
partnership
with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000
cows
and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
A GREEK CORPORATION: You have two cows, but declare only one.
The
European Union subsidises you to buy another cow,
then
pays you to cull your cows because there is an
oversupply
of milk. You
pocket the money, sell the cows and get
subsidised by the
EU to buy them
back because there is a milk shortage.
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